a poem in the footsteps of ee cummings…
“Are you familiar with the circus art of plate spinning?”
one plate is set
in trembling motion
a gyroscopic effect, a practiced skill
about a fine, brilliant
a second plate
comes rippling into play.
a larger, patient orbit. Turning
in a lazy gyre, flexing its
The two begin
to rOIl in counterpoint.
Light touches increase the spin
harmony is achieved, maintained,
the actions needed to prolong
their synchronized dance
is needed (!!!) lest one predominate;
one burn out too soon
lest one begin
The “consummate trick”
is to introduce…….
This requires some
dexterity, a liquid sideways motion
eased cautiously into
third plate is mobile
the performer must remain alert (!)
move surely bet(W)een each plate
adjusting the spin, maintaining the balance
keeping the tension alive; and,
all the while the plates
The third plate
(it is always the third) now sets the pace.
Becomes a bblur of thick and burning spppeeeeed
d r ag gin g
the other plates into its fiery orbit.
D r aw ing out the intensity, smearing, spr ea din g ,
exploding the cus oh!
p p l i n g
crashing to the earth
s mashed into an ecst OH! acy of a th OH! u san d f ra g ment OH! s.
This is what masturbation (which includes anal sex), with my toys** is like, for me.”
Two for the price of one – On the matter of gadgetry
Of course I’m showing my age referring to circus skills. Perhaps I should have used that latest gadget – a Fidget Spinner as my reference. But I not one to adopt gadgets readily (although I love my iPhone). Of course you could say that many of my favorite sex toys are gadgets, but that’s different isn’t it?
**I think the world would end if my trusty Womaniser Pro 40 died. And I’d be pretty devastated if my @DownunderToys Tulip stopped functioning – although they do have replacement battery pack gadgets for the vibration. Luckily my favorite glass dildo and my Godemiche Adam aren’t electronic! (I’ve provided the link here to the company’s anal pages because of the topic – I’m not yet brave enough to try anal with Adam!)
I have tried some toy based electronic gadgetry, in the form of Imtoy’s Giraffe, but quickly lost interest, too much technology I fear.I bought a B Vibe but gave it to a friend who seemed to need it more than I did at the time.
My two least favorite sex toy gadgets which unfortunately weren’t cheap were the Lelo Ora and the Eroscillator 2. Maybe I’m too impatient, but both of these promised much and delivered little – at least for my bits and pieces. And, maybe they were just a bit too gadget-y for my liking.
To see who else is using gadgets, having (kinky) anal sex or better yet combining the two, click on the links below.